And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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