Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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