we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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