sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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