i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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