At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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