If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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