Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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