i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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