Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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