break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
NoShamevember. You game?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Randomize
