i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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