Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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