Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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