The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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