That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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