Where are you?
In a non slutty way
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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