Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
third nipple confirmed
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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