Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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