Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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