It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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