He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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