bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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