Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
