So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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