Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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