wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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