i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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