I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We left the knife in your bed.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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