yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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