So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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