We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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