i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
