thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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