Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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