I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
