i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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