This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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