if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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