I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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