yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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