Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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