Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
What a dumb baby whore.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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