Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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