There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
Randomize
