I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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