I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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