Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
