just survived the first fart of the relationship.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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