did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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