Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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