I hope mine doesn't look like that
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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