The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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